An Elite Dangerous Parody song, inspired by the Fuel Rats.


On my way now to SAG A
I got my ASP all set
But there was one little problem
one thing id forget

I thought I'd plotted my route right
And everything would be cool
Then I realised I had jumped to far
And I'd run out of fuel

26k from SOL and
I was panicking hard
I couldn't really believe that
I had been such a retard

There is only one thing now
And it kills me to say
I need to call for assistance
To help me back on my way

I guess I'll have to call the fuel rats

To bring me gasoline
Its embarrassing

Really dont want to have to call the fuel rats

Such a Noob mistake
For a cmdr to make

So i called up the fuel rats
please bring me some fuel
they said I was a silly silly boy
and i should go back to pilot school

My embarrassment over
I hung my head in shame
Maybe I should go and play a slightly easier game

Shiny armor on pythons
Fuel Limpets on ice
I was a prisoner there
of my own device

But they came to the rescue
They showed me the way
Then I heard a little voice in my head, i thought I heard him say

Cant believe that I had to call the fuel rats
I am such a tool
Such an utter fool

Cant believe I had to call the fuel rats
Im a proper noob
an idiotic boob

So the moral of the story
Dont forget to refuel
Cos calling up the fuel rats
Is light years away from cool

So i arrived at Dalgarno
It was a sight to see
All of my Inquisition friends
Had turned out to laugh at me

But the worst wasn't over
Yeah it came as a shock
didn't realise I was a wanted man
when I went to dock

In a flash of lightning
The station opened up at me
I started taking a beating
On my ASP for all to see

Welcome now to the station called Dalgarno
I Was a wanted man, now my ships a can
All of my friends saw me blown up by Dalgarno
Yeah what hurts the most, is that my ship is toast...


released September 6, 2015



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CMDR Hugh Mann England, UK

I make some parodies based on elite dangerous and also some epic/orchestral and electronic music as well!

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